We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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