I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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