Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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