operation have a gay friend backfired
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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