good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
The Olympian is in my bed
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