her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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