Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
