This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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