I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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