I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
What a dumb baby whore.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize