i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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