I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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