Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
that may or may not have been my penis.
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