if only i could text you this smell
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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