i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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