i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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