Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
and she was petting her beer can
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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