did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Do vagina's smell?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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