i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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