just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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