it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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