Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm always down for nudity.
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