In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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