Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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