i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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