Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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