birth control should be required to get into college
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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