Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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