Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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