Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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