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Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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