I never want to see another naked old woman again.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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