lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
