The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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