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Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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