fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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