He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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