I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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