He asked me if I "almost moaned"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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