Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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