ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Barsexuality is the new black.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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