Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
