I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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