you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm bleeding and have questions
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