Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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