Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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