This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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