Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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