He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
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I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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