Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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