More tranny stories later!
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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