I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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