yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it was like having sex with a tree stump
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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