i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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