forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.