But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
So apparently I’m into choking now
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